DD, Track, Burn

"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
10/18/2018 at 12:58 • Filed to: None

Blown, front-engine, convertible edition

Ferrari Portofino

Corvette ZR1

Jaguar F-Type SVR

Mine would be Daily the jag cause AWD, track the Ferrari because Ferrari, and burn the Vette because I’m not a 60 year old man in new balance sneakers and jorts

DISCUSSION (33)

Aremmes > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:05

Daily the Jaaag, track the Vette, let the Ferrari burn itself as they tend to do.

Decay buys too many beaters > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:06

Daily Jag, because comfort

Fast Daily Ferrari because no roll bars means no tracks :p

Burn Vette, It looks gaudy.

HammerheadFistpunch > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:07

its amazing how little I care about the Ferrari.

404 - User No Longer Available > Aremmes
10/18/2018 at 13:07

Correct answer.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Decay buys too many beaters
10/18/2018 at 13:07

But it does have rollbars, they deploy if it detects an impending rollover or if all four wheels leave the ground

For Sweden > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:07

Daily Ferrari
Track Vette
Burn Jag

Decay buys too many beaters > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:10

Uh huh, try telling that to tech.

BeaterGT > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:11

Daily the kitty cat.

Track ZR1.

Burn the Ferrari as it serves no purpose anyway and it’s super ugly. It looks like the face you make as a kid when you pull your cheeks back and try to smile .

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:16

Daily the Ferrari, track the Jagwire, burn the ‘Vette

Arrivederci > For Sweden
10/18/2018 at 13:18

This is what I’d do as well. Vette will be the best on the track, probably by far.

Tekamul > For Sweden
10/18/2018 at 13:22

Yup. That’s the correct answer.

Daily Ferrari —> baller

Track Vette —> slip king

Burn Jag —> it was gonna self-immolate eventually (they probably all qualify)

Spanfeller is a twat > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:29

Ghaw I hate myself for this but

daily the Ferrari

Track the Vette

Burn the SVR.

Maxima Speed > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:31

Trick question, pretty sure you can’t track a convertible.

Daily the Vette, burn the rest.

boxrocket > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:35

Ditto what you said: Burn the barbie powerwheels, track the Italian, and daily the hell out of that Jaaaaaaaaaaaaag.

Bonus: Volvo C70 T5 for inconspicuous comfy cruising.

promoted by the color red > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:40

Daily: Jag

Track: Fezza

Burn: Vette because all ZR1s should be hardtops and you’ll need a rollcage and other silliness before you can really enjoy the ZR1.

TechJunky > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:41

Daily Corvette because I actually really like the C7 quite a bit, and I think running costs would be the most easily managed. Wonder how it would do with snow tires during winter?

Track the Jaguar because it would be a blast, but I don’t know if I’d trust it to start up every day.

Burn the Ferrari because it’s going to happen anyway.

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:44

Easy. Daily AND track the Vette, burn the fashion -mobiles.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:49

DD vette because it probably has the cheapest parts and most cargo space.

track the Jaaaaaaag

LongbowMkII > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 13:54

Daily jag

Track Ferrari

Burn v ette

LongbowMkII > Arrivederci
10/18/2018 at 13:55

They finally figure out how to cool it?

Arrivederci > LongbowMkII
10/18/2018 at 13:58

Haven’t heard any issues with the ZR1 from a cooling perspective. I think the cooling/heatsoak issues were strictly on the Z06.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > HammerheadFistpunch
10/18/2018 at 14:00

its kinda ugly

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 14:52

DD Ferrari because hardtop roof

Track Jag because slidey action (yes it’s AWD but still is very tail happy)

Burn Corvette because it’s cliche and ugly

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/18/2018 at 14:52

I knew I liked you

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
10/18/2018 at 14:57

Kinja'd!!!

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/18/2018 at 15:05

although I will probably disappoint you by telling you that my next probable car will be a Hyundai Equus/Genenis or Kia K900

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
10/18/2018 at 15:18

I love the Equus! And I like the K900 I’d just never buy it due to the existence of the Equus.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 16:30

Daily Jag

Track Vette

Burn Ferrari cause its gunna catch on fire anyway. Preventive maintenance

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 18:05

DD Portofino/Track Jag/Burn Vette

shop-teacher > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/18/2018 at 18:08

Daily the Jag, track the Vette, burn the Fezza.

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/19/2018 at 00:51

That’s a fair point. I’m not sure which I prefer, the Equus looks better but the interior of the K900 is fantastic. To be fair, the Equus is pretty nice too.

Here’s a hot take: I’d rather have the Genesis G90 than the BMW 7, Audi A8, or Mercedes S. In fact the only large luxury sedan I’d have over a G90 is the Lexus LS with the Kikono? glass trim.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/19/2018 at 04:45

burn them all

pip bip - choose Corrour > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
10/19/2018 at 04:45

burn them all